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Saturday, 24 August 2013

When Did Beer Become A Fashion Accessory?

How to start:

- Come up with a name for a brewery.

- Come up with names for all the beers you're going to make.

- Come up with all the beer styles you like the best and which you will obviously need to produce.

- Get a design student to create branding and a logo for your brewery which looks mega flash amazeballs.

- Get this logo and branding put on glass ware, and mock up some bottle designs.

- MAKE SURE YOU GET THIS BRANDING PUT ON A T-SHIRT.

- Buy a small storage unit.

- Purchase an old kit from a brewery you've never heard of.

- Find out what the new hop on the block is and if it's been used in a single hop beer yet.

- Find a distributor who will put your beer in bars and shops all over the country.

...and after all this has been done

- Make you're first ever beer.

- If it turns out wrong, call it craft and sell it anyway.


Is this really what brewing is becoming?

6 comments:

  1. These people buy brewing kit? Surely you use someone else's.

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  2. Agree with Simon here. Otherwise, very much on the spot piss taking (or reality?)

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  3. I couldn't possibly think who you may be thinking of...

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  4. Is this really what brewing is becoming?

    yup.

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  5. Good, and probably very right, but isn't that the modern way, brand first?

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